Praise be to he, valued customer!
For as he closes a door — the November SALE — he rolls down a window, and the window, in this case, is that of a well-maintained, Champagne-coloured Daimler Double Six (1993).
I bought this car as a gift for someone many years ago, and it was respectfully returned to me in the break-up. Actually, that’s not quite true: the act of its returning somewhat precipitated the break-up, if I remember correctly… but the point is, it’s never felt like mine, and I don’t drive, and it is therefore with an only somewhat heavy heart that I announce my plans to give it away.
Yes, give it away!
Completely free of charge to one lucky jewellery customer between now and December 23rd.
Every customer placing an order of jewellery, be they 15 or 51, in Twickenham or Tapei, and their order of gold or silver, placed online or IRL, is automatically eligible.
The winner will not be chosen at random. Should you wish to state your case at the checkout by way of a note, by all means so do. And if you’re buying a gift, tell me! Some say a good deed is only a good deed if nothing is expected in return; I say, “Pish! Trivialities!”
This prospect is in effect from not until Midnight on the 23rd, at which point a winner will be chosen and the logistics arranged at our expense.
Of course, though made-to-order orders will count, this announcement coincides with a restocking of several styles, and the first-time stocking of a few more, too.
Click here and Amen.